That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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