how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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