Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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