handjob tips. give me some.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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