those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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