Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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