She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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