Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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