You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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