Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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