do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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