Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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