You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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