I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Drake has all the answers
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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