I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
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What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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