Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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