return my video game
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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