After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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