We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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