dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Come share oat with me in your robe
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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