I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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