Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I need a beard to bite.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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