I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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