Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
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i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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