I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Success! We fucked roommates!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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