You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
if only i could text you this smell
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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