We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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