We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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