how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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