I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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