Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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