You really coming over, don't trick.
My friends, they love my intelligence
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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