"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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