Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
BRING THE BAGELS
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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