you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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