are you still at the devil's house?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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