so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
why do cheetos always look like penises
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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