So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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