would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
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Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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