I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Still dying that you shit outside
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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