The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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