Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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