Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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