You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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