You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I am puke
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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