We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Randomize