You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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