My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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