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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!

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  Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?

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  The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy

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  amen to that sister

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Drugs are gluten free tho, right?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.

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• (707): View more from California

  We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.

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• (518): View more from New York

  i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..

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• (707): View more from California

  I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.

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