thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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