Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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