I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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