Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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