Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
please don't ironically join a cult
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