Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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