Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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