youre lurking in front of me
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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